They call that a big buck? Big in the body maybe, but if that walked in front of me I’d pass based on how small the rack is alone.

I am improving the world by giving someone that’s too fucking slack to get off their ass and actually do a little research on their own a little shit for being so slack.

If you don’t know how gore tex works, a commonly known thing, then it’s on you to figure that out because everyone else and their brother knows.

Why don’t you read the article then read up on gore tex and then you can educate yourself. What a novel idea!!!

1080p? Really? That’s it?

I’m looking to replace my work machine in the next year or so.  I wouldn’t mind doubling the price to get something I could game on as well, but it’s got to have a high resolution panel even if I don’t game on it.  1080p is unacceptable even for word processing duty and having multiple…

YEah, but that’s a soundbar, four more speakers, and two subwoofers.  This is a soundbar.

Uh, you know that the desktop model 2080's and 2080 Ti’s are cooking themselves and experiencing significant failures, right? What do you think is going to happen when they start cramming their shiny new cards in the reduced cooling space of laptops?

What’s upkeep like? I’ve been looking for a two-seater convertible or similar car as a summer weather runabout. Had decided on a 300zx for turbos and power, but it’s hard to find one in good condition for the price point I want, which is 15k-ish at the top end.  I’ve been looking at S2000's, but I’d want an ‘06-’07…

“locked bootloader”

You’ve literally never taken a shit at a gas station?  GTFO

Joke’s on them! The webcam on my Thinkpad hasn’t worked since I got it!

“I feel we’re going to look back on the current LC500 in similar time and see a better aged car.”

Hell, I’d take a LC500 in a minute, though not for the price they are asking.  I just wish that they’d come out with a convertible version so I could buy a used one at $30k a few years down the road. (Note that I’ve got a…

It’s damn sad. I want to like Nissan so badly, but they’ve just produced utter crap since the 300ZX turbo got the axe. They come up with the IDx concept and have no intent to produce it, they come up with the Eau Rouge (which, admittedly, it is extremely unlikely I would have bought since I needed a truck) which they…

Electrix IDx or GTFO

You’d still have mold in the AC and heating vents and, short of pulling all those out, you’re not going to get rid of that. Hello respiratory problems!

“I served your wife sweet and sour dick last night.”

That’d be my ex-wife, and fine with me, she’s her own person and can do whatever, or whomever, she wants.  If your dick is sour, though, you might want to see a doctor about that. 

The NSA sells my data to multinationals?  Right after you re-tinfoil that hat, why don’t you eat a dick?

Yeah, but they’re less likely to access sensitive personal and financial information and steal my identity.

I guess you’ve never shot a pellet or bb gun, then.  There are high accuracy pellet and bb guns, some of which come in calibers as large as 22, they’re just air powered projectiles, not gunpowder propelled.

“high-speed magazine”

That must be a new thing!