“2018 Is Going To Be A Bad Year For Car Sales”

Oooo, talk dirty to me! I’ll be trading in my 2016 F-150 for a 2018 before the precipitous 2 year depreciation hit and more incentives means I can get more truck for my money! Dare I say I might be able to upgrade from my Platinum to a Limited or a loaded Raptor? (also, a…

Seriously, all these armchair internet attorneys are up in arms about this and I’m just sitting here thinking of all the ways they could actually legally enforce this, of which, your suggestion is the foremost possibility.

Hell, I want them to do this if for no other reason than to listen to all the weeping and…

Lol, the only person that’s fucked is the one getting upset over this crab leg stealing rapist! Get a life, bruh.

Being fun does not make something not a piece of shit.

Yes, yes we do.

Out of all the cars to go through that for, why would you do so for s POS 914? A 914 in pristine condition is still a piece of shit.

Awesome! Now I just have to wait a few years for the V8 versions to depreciate to a reasonable cost!

“I really don’t get where this is going to end? When you get the game and every piece of content for free?

Also no bolsters on the side.

Holy shit. Cloth seats. I’ve never owned a car that didn’t have leather seats.

200,000 miles with no wear on the seats? Not possible.

It is precisely an assumption. I did not explicitly state it, and you, in your own words “inferred” that one of my vehicles had worn bolsters.

My highest mileage vehicle only has about 80 something thousand miles on it. You have no idea what kinds of vehicles I have, how many, or how old they are. You sure are pulling a lot of assumptions out of your ass, here.

That’s pretty presumptuous of you. My cars are in spectacular condition.

I failed to account for option #3, you’re just a dumbass

I figure there are two options here:

Let me know how you avoid worn bolsters on the sports cars that you ferry your children in.

You should try driving them regularly.

What did they expect? Larry David is and always has been an asshole that’s not funny.

I’m about 6'4", so that probably contributes to the cramped perception.