“ And now the ticket reselling platform’s offices have been raided by authorities.”

Awesome, send some executives to jail! 

Also no bolsters on the side.

Holy shit. Cloth seats. I’ve never owned a car that didn’t have leather seats.

200,000 miles with no wear on the seats? Not possible.

Oh, shut the fuck up. Unless you have a transcript of the trial, or have been able to review an audio or video recording of it, and are familiar with the rules of criminal procedure in the jurisdiction in which he was tried, specifically as they apply to the statements at issue, you havew no idea what you’re talking…

It is precisely an assumption. I did not explicitly state it, and you, in your own words “inferred” that one of my vehicles had worn bolsters.

Could you learn to fucking read?

My highest mileage vehicle only has about 80 something thousand miles on it. You have no idea what kinds of vehicles I have, how many, or how old they are. You sure are pulling a lot of assumptions out of your ass, here.

That’s pretty presumptuous of you. My cars are in spectacular condition.

I’m fairly intimately familiar with the criminal justice center as part of my law practice is criminal defense.

I failed to account for option #3, you’re just a dumbass

You don’t know how the criminal justice system works, do you?

I figure there are two options here:

Let me know how you avoid worn bolsters on the sports cars that you ferry your children in.

You should try driving them regularly.

What did they expect? Larry David is and always has been an asshole that’s not funny.

I’m about 6'4", so that probably contributes to the cramped perception.

Is it more roomy than the current gen mustangs inside? I rented a convertible when I was in Maui and you’d think, for a car that damn long, they could have provided a less cramped interior.

“physical violence is never the answer. “

Oh, shut the fuck up you namby pamby little weenie. Physical violence is, absolutely, sometimes the answer. 

Realistically, the valuation of whether or not it’d be worth it would be based on how comfortable and fun the thing is to drive. I’d presume standard AMG running costs plus a bit.