“I Got My Motorcycle License And I Still Have Zero Desire To Ride”

Casper is kinda firm for that kind of mattress... Imma call that one on you not doing your research.

Casper is kinda firm for that kind of mattress... Imma call that one on you not doing your research.

I think that’s a little more money than they’re talking about. My wife and I spent like $600 on a Casper mattress a couple years ago and it’s still going strong. They’ve gone up in price since then, as we bought them when they were first coming out, or we’d have gotten others for other bedrooms.

I think that’s a little more money than they’re talking about. My wife and I spent like $600 on a Casper mattress a…

Does he meet the requisite “white trash requirement” that must be satisfied before buying a fiero?

Still too many dollars. This is BS. SSDs, especially good ones, need to come down in price.

Still too many dollars. This is BS. SSDs, especially good ones, need to come down in price.

I mean, I just started watching The Handmaid’s Tail and there’s a scene in a coffee shop not too dissimilar to this, verbally.

I sold and repaired watches for about 3 years and no, Invicta watches are not a great value. They’re crap quality and made to imitate higher dollar brands. If you’re the sort of person that will buy a fake designer bag because all you want is the flash and you don’t care about quality, Invicta is your brand. If…

I sold and repaired watches for about 3 years and no, Invicta watches are not a great value. They’re crap quality…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The lesson that guy was trying to teach you was to sell that POS VW. Surely you and Torchinsky can find something to talk about without having to own the same shitty car.

Yeah, but, even then, there’s no way it’s going to hold the power and be as reliable as the 2JZ-GTE.

Yep. You’d have to value your time and effort at almost nothing in order to make it worth building a 2JZ-GTE out of a 2JZ-GE, or just really, really, want to do it.

To those people, I would reply that, as an attorney and someone that hunts, I need to be able to shuttle clients in comfort, get reasonable gas mileage and haul a ton of shit, including 2 dogs that weigh 175 lbs together, fishing gear, dead deer, elk, and turkeys, and be able to handle rough and rocky terrain.

I’ve got a 2016 F-150 with the 3.5 liter Ecoboost and the six speed trans. I was thinking about waiting for the 2017's to come out, but, at the time I wanted to buy, there was no definite release date and I got a good deal on the truck I bought.

Did you put it in Tow/Haul mode?

I was born and raised in Alabama, lived in a small town, went to high school at a great school in Birmingham, and could have gone pretty much anywhere I wanted for college (including ivy league schools because, if you graduated from my high school, you were getting into at least a couple ivy league schools if you put…

I have trouble believing that South Korea hasn’t deployed a metric fuckton of Iron Dome systems in order to try and mitigate the number of artillery shells that would actually reach Seoul.

David Tracey was a dumbass for buying that jeep in the first place and he doesn’t deserve having it run.

Why don’t you just act like a normal human being and go goddamn pee?

TLDR

South Alabama is definitely West Florida.

But he’s getting more pageviews every time we comment, and laughing all the way to the bank!