Did you put it in Tow/Haul mode?

I was born and raised in Alabama, lived in a small town, went to high school at a great school in Birmingham, and could have gone pretty much anywhere I wanted for college (including ivy league schools because, if you graduated from my high school, you were getting into at least a couple ivy league schools if you put…

I have trouble believing that South Korea hasn’t deployed a metric fuckton of Iron Dome systems in order to try and mitigate the number of artillery shells that would actually reach Seoul.

David Tracey was a dumbass for buying that jeep in the first place and he doesn’t deserve having it run.

Why don’t you just act like a normal human being and go goddamn pee?

TLDR

South Alabama is definitely West Florida.

But he’s getting more pageviews every time we comment, and laughing all the way to the bank!

He’s a fucking idiot. He’s just chronicling it on the internet for pageviews. Even a gearhead with little to no sense of rationality would have looked at this project and thought “Well, there’s a one in a million chance of this project actually working, but it’s probably not going to happen.”

As I’ve said before, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

DUMBASS

DUMBASS

You’re a dumbass. WERA makes very high quality tools that are often used by professionals that need stuff that will last to do their job. It’s no different than buy Snap-On tools.

You’re a dumbass. WERA makes very high quality tools that are often used by professionals that need stuff that will…

Or you could just buy a Ford.

Has it not occurred to you that that is seriously unhealthy? Unless you’re manic depressive and stay up during your manic cycles, you should be completely exhausted. If you’re not manic, then there’s no way you’re doing this without shittons of energy drinks or caffeine which is, obviously, unhealthy.

Dumbass

Lol, K. The majority of the buying public disagrees.

You sound jealous.

He was probably a giant asshole to the officer after cutting him/her off and so they’re pushing everything they can. I do some DUI defense work in addition to handling all sorts of municipal level criminal defense and I can’t imagine the cops and prosecutors pushing something like this unless the guy was just so much…

Goddamnit, Torchinsky, you, consistently, have the worst suggestions. It must be exhausting to have to try so hard to be quirky all the time.