That’s cute. I make great money at understanding what people, namely clients and witnesses are saying. However, if the person arguing with me can’t articulate themselves clearly, I’m going to publicly eviscerate them for it. OP should have said what he/she meant if he/she meant something different than what was…

Not only are you an asshole, you can’t fucking read!

And yet I was considering buying either a Land Cruiser or a Lexus LX as an alternative. Also, my truck can sit more than 7 people since I could cram at least 6 in the back if absolutely necessary.

I’ve had a soft spot in my heart for Land cruisers for a long time, and had been considering the tarted up Lexus version. I’m glad I went with a F-150 Supercrew instead. It has none of the issues of the Lexus, has plenty or rear legroom, is more than nice enough for me in platinum trim, and suits my needs better. I…

What, the shittier the pun, the more funny you think it is?

I don’t think you understand rights very well.

You should have watched it already.

You need a shoulder to cry on? Did your circle of friends that you sing kumbaya with leave you long for too long? Grow the fuck up.

OP sounds like the sort of asshole that advocates for harsh punishments for everyone else when something happens, but would cry like a little girl if he were facing the same thing. He’s lucky to have any pity from me, unfounded or not.

It’s battery, not assault. Given the lack of actual physical trauma, there are financial remedies to such things.

Or you work with your municipality to create a zoning ordinance to prohibit things like trailers being parked in the front or on the side of a house. I think it would look much nicer if the dude just backed it on further up and into his backyard.

I pretend that SMG cars don’t exist, kind of like that shitty second set of Star Wars movies that supposedly came out. The world is better if they both die quietly.

The Z4M is sexy as hell! As a 3rd car, it is not an unreasonable choice either. That budget for repairs is not unreasonable and is most certainly workable. Thanks for the input!

Thanks! Did you plan for potential extra, or at least different, issues with the one you bought? Whatever I buy, I do plan on having inspected by a reputable mechanic, if not the dealership. I would prefer a hardtop but convertibles seem to be more available and cruising with the top down at the beach wouldn’t suck at…

I want a miata, but I’m 6'4" and my wife is 6'2". Miatas are not built for people as tall as we are. In the event of even a minor wreck, things could be bad.

“The BMW engine article wasn’t by me it was from Tavarish.”

So, feel free to ignore this since I’m asking you to at least part of what you do for money for free instead but:

Thanks for reinforcing mine.

Sounds like you’re a bitch

“No f-bombs necessary”
Oh, I didn’t realize that “fuck” in an acronym would offend your delicate sensibilities. Try growing up sometime, adults occasionally use naughty words.

I’m not bitching about federal money going to help people in affected states, I’m saying those people shouldn’t be crying about what they should…