Cars Don't Immediately Fall Apart Anymore - The era of planned obsolescence is over. Cars are getting older every year and are sold with increasingly better warranties. While this does create a negative equity situation for much of the loan (cars depreciate quickly), a seven-year loan matched with a seven-year…

I bring up the Kingdome, Bret, because you live in Seattle, home of 947 days a year of light mist. So trust me when I tell you that, for a daily driver, you want a roof. Not only that, you want a sturdy roof, a strong roof, a robust roof; the kind of roof manufactured by a Swedish car company known for producing…

Still better than that Honda Crosstour abortion of a car!

Seriously, you have that little of a sense of humor/perceptive ability?

Nope, closer to uncompahgre

Unimogs are far shorter, and have shorter front and rear overhangs.

And it'll only go on trails that don't have any hairpin turns and switchbacks. That pretty much means it's a complete no-go for places like the Alpine Loop in Colorado. I've gone from Durango to Silverton, then to Lake City in a first gen Eddie Bauer Expedition (the one with the taller suspension) and even that was…

I'd say that he's morally obligated to buy this car.....

Since they're now legal, I say you go on the cheap side of things and get a car that's still a dream car for a large portion of the demographic of this site: The R32 Nissan Skyline GT-R

Stupid Infiniti bug SUV that is the equivalent of the Armada? The vents on the current model of that thing are ghetto-tastic

What the actual fuck? That looks like shit.

I can just picture Kalanick saying "I'm just a modest guy who disrupted a whole industry and did something no one, not even Jesus Christ himself, could have done" while passing a plate of zucchini crustinis or whatever to Ed Nordon.

Aww, upset that I'm judging your mediocre life?

But New York's justice system doesn't think it is. Tang could still face as much as a year in jail if convicted of reckless endangerment and reckless driving. Now, however, the big question is this: Where the hell is Afroduck?

Rarely have I seen white trash so clearly wrought into physical form. Ever since Brittany Spears started keeping her meltdowns more private there has been a void in the world just aching to be filled with mountain dew swilling mullet-tastic lack of class. Gentlemen, feel empty no more! We've got more trailer here…

I hate to say it because I hate the shit out of minivans, but: I kind of like this?

All they fucking say is "Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!" as if there is an allah and said allah is akbar, neither of which is the case. I'm going to go draw mohammed now.

Does anyone actually listen PETA?

Canadians in the service industry = Black people.

I used to pay attention to them, until I realized that almost nothing on them made it to production. Now, when I see one, I get moderately irritated because some fuckass committee at HQ is going to ensure that it get so watered down as a production car as to not resemble the concept at all.