What the actual fuck? That looks like shit.

I can just picture Kalanick saying "I'm just a modest guy who disrupted a whole industry and did something no one, not even Jesus Christ himself, could have done" while passing a plate of zucchini crustinis or whatever to Ed Nordon.

Aww, upset that I'm judging your mediocre life?

But New York's justice system doesn't think it is. Tang could still face as much as a year in jail if convicted of reckless endangerment and reckless driving. Now, however, the big question is this: Where the hell is Afroduck?

Rarely have I seen white trash so clearly wrought into physical form. Ever since Brittany Spears started keeping her meltdowns more private there has been a void in the world just aching to be filled with mountain dew swilling mullet-tastic lack of class. Gentlemen, feel empty no more! We've got more trailer here…

I hate to say it because I hate the shit out of minivans, but: I kind of like this?

All they fucking say is "Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!" as if there is an allah and said allah is akbar, neither of which is the case. I'm going to go draw mohammed now.

Does anyone actually listen PETA?

Canadians in the service industry = Black people.

I used to pay attention to them, until I realized that almost nothing on them made it to production. Now, when I see one, I get moderately irritated because some fuckass committee at HQ is going to ensure that it get so watered down as a production car as to not resemble the concept at all.

Hell, I'm a liberal, but months ago the Huff Post became so insufferable in their shitty content that I stopped reading them or clicking on any link to their stories. Calling their puffed up opinion pieces journalism would be an insult to journalists everywhere.

Serra is a pretty large dealership network around here. I don't think they're going out of business.

Huh. I'm like 99% sure this guy might be talking out of his ass, even if his guess isn't wrong.

Is it sand that your head is buried in, or your ass?

He was apparently injured in the wreck and transported to a medical facility rather than having the coroner called. That tends to indicate that he was alive during transport to the medical facility. Anything to the contrary is pure speculation on your part with little ground to stand on. Generally, I could not give…

The guy was injured in a crash on private property, there is no requirement that police be notified. If the police suspect a crime, then they can initiate an investigation. There were EMS people on site.

Seriously. Why in the hell would ford take a name with such capital and just rebrand it? There is no benefit to getting rid of the SVT name, which has positive associations in the minds of almost every gearhead, whether they currently own a ford or not.

2. Road Quality. It's a universal truth that everyone thinks their particular location can claim the worst roads in the world. Truly: people from Michigan say this. People from California say this. People from Toronto say this. People from Europe say this. You could ask a hipster from Portland where the worst roads…

He's definitely on the list of people that make shitty jokes with the lowest of low hanging fruit. If your joke or pun could be thought of by a pre-teen, odds are that it's not that funny.

I'd say just generally avoid Greyhound travel in Florida. Or just avoid Florida. Fuck the bus."