You want the bottom line? Most people are finding a way to sell cars in the U.S. (well, not VW) and those who venture to China are also hotly fighting over the market. Chrysler is doing well. Ford is doing well. Honda is doing well. We expect that Nissan and Toyota, when they announce, are doing well. Hyundai has been…

I'm sure there are other worthy reasons to recommend a 944 that escape me at the moment, but rest assured—those are all perfectly good reasons to direct your problem child to a 944. The less mechanically inclined someone is, the more fitting an answer "944" will be.

This. Is jalopnik now trying to score new subscribers to consumer reports?

Their source for statistics and opinions come from a bunch of, primarily old, people that don't necessarily understand what the hell is going on at any given moment, particularly when it is in relation to a car or problems associated with cars. I'd suggest consumer reports to someone that was a dullard, but not to…

When your gwagen breaks up in the mountains, no one will have parts for it though.

Apparently, many people disagree. Put some 24"s on that crappy old camaro to show all the hoes how much money you got!

I never said the morally correct thing to do was to not help, but you advocated taking extraordinary action to stop the driver and, when it comes down to it, I'm not going to take the legal risk of dragging a person that is struggling against me out of a car in the middle of traffic unless I'm clearly legally…

1) You're an idiot

Geee, you must be right. The people in traffic should have leapt from their cars and restrained someone that is an unknown quantity. Or, they should have anticipatorilly pulled in front of a car that was stopped on the side of the road just in case the driver was high. Take notice citizens, you're going to have to…

The amount of naivety in this thread is astounding.

You mean commit a battery on the person with a disability? How about committing a battery on the methed up guy with a knife in the seat next to him? I live in Alabama, which is right next door, but I know we have a statute that allows me to use deadly force if someone is illegally entering my vehicle or home. What…

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Your sentence clearly states that, even though you're not sure what his official capacity was, he should have not let the guy drive away.

Well, dudeman isn't a police officer and can't really detain someone unless he's putting them under citizen's arrest which, next door here in Alabama takes a citizen witnessing a felony to do. WTF do you want him to have done, jumped halfway in the window to try and choke the guy out while he's driving away?

The ticket would likely be issued to the vehicle with the owner of the vehicle being responsible for it. 10:1 says that the vehicle is part of the embassy fleet.

Yeah, Hillary. Just use the app next time.

Even that was a little boring, and why would you buy that over the XC90 if you want a comfortable SUV? Honestly, despite my initial hate for the cayenne upon release, I'd really like one one of these days. It's quite capable offroad, dependable, doesn't seem to have the maintenance cost of the Porsche sports cars,…

My initial reaction to you comment was anger and "How dare he criticize Aston Martin!" Then I realized that you were right. I'd take that Bentley monstrosity that looks like it has giant owl eyes over this any day.

Endangering everyone else on the highway with the help of a supercharged V8.

Ah, sad. I've never seen an M135i, but have seen plenty of 135i's. The 135i is very attractive to me because you can put down a lot of hp with a tune and bolt ons, but I'd be wary of issues like the high pressure fuel pump. They seem to have a greater than average number of issues, and most of those are expensive…