When you’ve taken the wrong turn at a fork in the road, you back up and take the right one. The wrong one is still there; you’re just not driving on it any more.

The transporter stops being a suicide machine (consciousness not considered) if it is viewed as not a replicator where your atoms are torn apart and then rebuilt entirely anew in another location.

Abraham: Who’s Lucille?!

Because it was badly-written. They tried to present it as Superman having no choice, but the setup was flimsy as hell. There were plenty of equally-plausible ways he could have non-fatally redirected Zod’s blast so that the family could have escaped: he had him by the neck, so... fly upward, fall backward, force his…

Based solely on the number of times I plan on watching this movie in theaters, I believe it will do just fine financially. I, however, will not.

You’re right. No fault here. He and his company captured the soul of that book with the utmost virtue ;)

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Am I the only one who just throws points at Luck in an effort to play a complete doofus who blindly and constantly stumbles into success? Anyone? Bueller?

It’s vortex of power. The wind is circling around them both.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

The Joker would be a juggalo?

Actually, there were two Zooms in the comics: Eobard Thawne, who went by both “the Reverse-Flash” and “Professor Zoom,” and Hunter Zolomon (who also went by “Reverse-Flash” and just “Zoom”). Hunter Zolomon was a criminal psychologist who gained superspeed and then decided that he could make the Flash a better…

Hey just because my reproductive organs are on the outside instead of the inside doesn’t mean I can’t have a non-sexist opinion on the film.

Oh yes...

I thought this was happening

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

I want a Squirrel Girl series that’s essentially Adventures In Babysitting set in the Marvel Universe. It would be the best thing ever!

... an online/offline/invisible/busy status so you can play multiplayer games even when you don’t want to talk to any of your friends