The Shkreli of Congress!

I’m still basking in the news that Jason Chaffetz, Beaver-American and World Class Coward, won’t be running for re-election. He will presumably spend his newfound free time the same way he spent it while in office. By:

How does it hold up? I’m a Dior devotee but my eyes are so oily so I have to have water proof and even that doesn’t really do it. I guess I could coat it in waterproof after maybe?

I’m not a big makeup person, but I recently started using mascara primer and OH MY GOD why did nobody tell me about this sooner?

There’s a lot of words in these tweets that I don’t understand.

Tomi is looking for a job.

So, how long before they replace him with an equally evil piece of shit?

I can’t believe there isn’t a Law & Order SVU episode on someone taking Goopy’s vag advice.

I suspect there are immature and irrational and messy people involved in Aaron Rogers’ breakup, and that those people are his immediate family. I don’t think they caused the breakup in any way, but we hear way too much from them. It’s almost as if they like reading about themselves.

Let’s be real. People lie about using contraceptives all the time. There is failure rate but it’s more likely that he hit without protection. Regardless of the case, the side piece is pregnant, so it would be prudent for Lala to get tested. Fin.

Carmelo is deservedly screwed. She’s going to rake him over the coals and take all his money for her and the kids.

Lol. Does that guy look like he uses condoms.? Nah.

No. Home girl has been on tv for years and does very well for herself. All this before she even met him.

So? That doesn’t mean that she doesn’t deserve a little respect in the marriage.

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

‘She’s married, I’m not’

THIS. Man. As if infidelity isn’t enough...but to then find out that your partner can’t even be bothered to keep you safe from STDs? Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m actually glad you posted it all.

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