Stop letting doctors give out prescriptions in other peoples names. This happens way to often.  

Selena’s day 2 outfit was super cute IMO:

I don’t know if it has always been this way but it feels like the last 5-8 years Coachella an Burning Man have been inundated in celebrities trying to look cool and “freak out.”
It’s so strange.

God I wish I was thin.

The fiance was Michael Vartan, her costar on Alias, and I was deeply mad at her for ruining that. Lol. I was also like 24 and going through my own demise of a “perfect” relationship so I was projecting also.

The Root did a story on this on Wednesday so I would love to see either a cross-post linking to theirs or a a post here.

Ellie, any of yall got any plans to write up a piece about Devos slashing student loan protections / sad state of student loans in general? Haven’t seen it mentioned here since it happened the other day...

I grew up in the same general neighborhood and was in the same children’s theater as Jennifer Garner. She was four years older and a nice, kind person. She strikes me as having stayed pretty down-to-earth and not fussy, and I like that.

I want to believe she’s had someone discreetly ‘comforting’ her through this;)

I hope Jennifer Garner finds some happiness now that she is finally moving forward with the divorce. She put up with far too much nonsense from Affleck.

It’s always sad when a marriage ends but I always got the impression that Jen loved Ben way more than he did her. In photos, it always seemed like she looked at him so lovingly. I hope she moves on and finds someone who will look at her the way she looked at Ben.

Those “expensive-looking pink faux roses” look exactly like the ones I bought at Michaels. Celebrities...they’re just like me! 

Pinterest tells me these are baby shower backdrops, myself asks what clues they give us about names and genders. Coral Carter? Rose Carter? Grassy Knowles-Carter???

No joke, the cropped version of the dress at the top of this article is the first time I’ve automatically seen it as the “correct” way, which is blue and black. I always see it white and gold normally.

As Variety reports, Warner Bros. plans to film with an all-Asian cast—a very appropriate move given the story’s premise.

Thanks for posting the only good part of ex machina, as a crazy non rich Asian I look forward to the film and then wishing I had the money to go to Singapore.

I believe the rumors that she was never pregnant and used a surrogate. There’s only 2 pregnant pictures of her and neither are very believable.

Given her age....this baby was most likely very much planned, organized, arranged, facilitated, assisted; medical troops were brought into play is what I’m saying.

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

Not surprised that a guy with a name that approximates “Toilet” has shitty taste in music