Plooooot twist

Side note: I will always love how Curt Schilling blocked me for a very mild joke about what a talking trash can he is.

I guess he got Zuckerberg to invest in him, after all? https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2016/02/15/kanye-west-tweets-he-53-million-personal-debt/80396024/

Between this and letting one of their TV hosts loudly decry inclusiveness, I’m OK with not giving them my money anymore.

Taylor. Where else would something like this happen except the all-male dorm. 

So. Uh. OK.

Said it on Twitter, saying it here.

I just assumed her name was “Karen” based on that haircut. 

What if my least favorite game is Final Fantasy X-2?

Holy shit, guys. What’s with all the ads on mobile? I’m seeing the same banner after every paragraph :(

Holy shit, guys. What’s with all the ads on mobile? I’m seeing the same banner after every paragraph :(

That abomination of a television show has done more harm to us as a society than most people realize: https://twitter.com/yrfatfriend/status/1216770192706961418?fbclid=IwAR2ro78HmeP6R7XnE1r6W1LGF_dwH1cfK43lZuPqSoyTZ8cMp2JDuA-xzvo

starting with Phoenix, Arizona

I am shocked –SHOCKED–that the people who called striking teachers “terrorists” are continuing to be terrible.  https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/05/01/counterprotesters-redfored-rally-call-teachers-selfish-accuse-them-communist-agenda/571698002/

I still can’t believe a woman married this Keebler Elf Reject. 

Don’t forget: Arpaio cost Maricopa County millions right when the 2008 recession was hitting. He actually framed a dude in a phony assassination attempt against himself as part of a publicity stunt.

Jesus H Christ, that dude needs to learn how to use Just For Men. It looks like someone shit all over his scalp.

Doesn’t look like people are interested. 

All hail Tiffany, Peroxide Princess of the Blood Cotillion. 

Thank you. I’ve been seeing more and more bullshit like this on Twitter lately, and now I understand where it’s coming from:

Good. Take all his money, then throw him in jail and leave him there until the stars turn cold.