I (smugly) can't believe that I'm four years older than this dude.

Genuinely expected to hear this story was coming out of Florida, not the Netherlands. It’s... kinda nice (?) to hear we don’t have the market on trash human beings completely cornered. 

The good news is that there’s a (reasonably) solid chance he might lose: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/414731-poll-iowa-voters-favor-democrats-for-control-of-the-house

Plot twist. 

Plot twist: Twitter knew about him and didn’t do anything.

It is! Sorta!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odyssey:_The_Search_for_Ulysses

Plot twist: “I don’t know her.”

What a wonderfully unflattering photo of the little ghoul. Thank you for this.

And then there’s this jackass.

What the ever-loving shit is that look Madonna’s wearing? Like... it feels offensive. To anyone with taste. 

Chrissy Teigen gives me goals as a parent. 

I can smell the Drakkar Noir through my monitor.

...who wants to tell that jackass where chess originated?

“I’ve seen a lot worse things happen at camp.”

Right forearm?

Totally unrelated: I have a tattoo of your profile pic. A+++

Joe Jackson —the man behind one of music’s most famous and influential families an abusive narcissist who rode the coattails of his incredibly successful children and couldn’t resist promoting his recording company during his son’s funeral— died Wednesday morning at the age of 89.

Joe Jackson, the patriarch the estranged abusive father of the iconic Jackson family who used his son’s funeral to promote his own record label, is fighting terminal cancer, but his condition rapidly deteriorating, according to reports.

I live in Marin (just north of San Francisco), which used to be an absolute stronghold of the anti-vax movement. It was surreal: We have a ton of biotech companies up here, and people in the area tend to be very moneyed and well-educated. And yet, there are so many well-meaning parents who were terrified of vaccines…

Piazza’s death occurred after a hazing ritual where he was instructed to binge-drink (prosectors say he was served 18 drinks of an 82-minute periods), then fell multiple times, suffering head and abdominal injuries that proved fatal.