Chrissy Teigen gives me goals as a parent. 

I’ve LOATHED that feature for a long time. It would routinely suggest people I’d hooked up with shortly after our trysts. It recently suggested a very nice woman who I hadn’t seen since our second date five years ago. It also would routinely suggest friends of my emotionally abusive ex, though I blocked enough of…

I can smell the Drakkar Noir through my monitor.

...who wants to tell that jackass where chess originated?

“I’ve seen a lot worse things happen at camp.”

Right forearm?

Totally unrelated: I have a tattoo of your profile pic. A+++

Joe Jackson —the man behind one of music’s most famous and influential families an abusive narcissist who rode the coattails of his incredibly successful children and couldn’t resist promoting his recording company during his son’s funeral— died Wednesday morning at the age of 89.

Joe Jackson, the patriarch the estranged abusive father of the iconic Jackson family who used his son’s funeral to promote his own record label, is fighting terminal cancer, but his condition rapidly deteriorating, according to reports.

I live in Marin (just north of San Francisco), which used to be an absolute stronghold of the anti-vax movement. It was surreal: We have a ton of biotech companies up here, and people in the area tend to be very moneyed and well-educated. And yet, there are so many well-meaning parents who were terrified of vaccines…

Piazza’s death occurred after a hazing ritual where he was instructed to binge-drink (prosectors say he was served 18 drinks of an 82-minute periods), then fell multiple times, suffering head and abdominal injuries that proved fatal.

Said it on Twitter, repeating it here:

I wound up getting married before most of my friends. When my ex decided to split, I wound up going through a prolonged divorce while a huge part of my social circle was getting married. It was so incredibly surreal to sit through ceremonies and toasts and talks of honeymoons while my own marriage was dissolving. I…

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the glory of Lois Duncan?

This is the woman who gave us Summer of Fear, I know What You Did Last Summer, Don’t Look Behind You, and Hotel For Dogs (among other films). She also founded a research center to help with cold cases after the tragedy of her daughter’s unsolved murder.

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I mean. I’d make out with him. And I like to think I’m pretty discerning.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

If Avenatti helps put Ian Miles Cheong out of work, I will kiss him full on the mouth.

Meh.

I seem to recall the Night Man TV show being broadcast at the tail end of Saturday Morning Cartoons on my local channel. Like... it would air around 11:30 AM, when all the shitty shows nobody watched would come on. I was a big fan of the Ultraverse at the time and *hated* the show because it took so many liberties…

I’m totally OK with this. He-Man’s recent (and delightful) Eternia War arc established Eternia as a part of the larger DC Multiverse. Skeletor talked about interacting with the Justice League and, on his journey home, seeing other universes with different incarnations of the Masters of the Universe. It was a really…