Wait. Are we seriously expected to take Charlie Sheen seriously as a devoted family man?

Spoken like someone who’s never actually set foot in a bridal shop.

Fact-check (sorry!): Elektra only brought in $24 million here in the states. It made $56 million worldwide.

I’m just feeling nauseous reading through all this.

If the allegations are false, as Hopkins claims, then this will undoubtedly be used in the future as fuel for the “women accuse men of rape when they regret being a slut” argument.

If they’re true, then Hopkins will be used as ammunition that sexuality/gender identity…

The Big Hit with 1990s Mark Wahlberg, Christina Applegate, Lou Diamond Phillips, China Cow, Antonio Sabato Jr., and Avery Brooks. I have never seen a dumber movie with a more beautiful cast.

Sean Hannity was wigging out about this possibility, which led some to theorize his behavior was also under scrutiny.

Wayne LaPierre also had some interesting words at the NRA convention:

The original article states that he was disqualified because he failed to appropriately expense glow sticks for a promotional video. Which... OK. That seems kinda nitty-gritty, but he broke the rules, so whatever.

Yeah... that’s become rather uncomfortable. It... I dunno. I feel like it could’ve been A LOT worse, given when the movie was made and humor was a lot more centered around de-humanizing people like that. But I still cringe when I see it.

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

Obamacare vs GOP “Care”

I grew up going to private schools, where I didn’t realize how well off my family was because we were “poor” in comparison to everyone else.

Eventually, we moved to a moneyed suburb of the Bay Area, where we felt like we were somewhere in the middle: We took nice trips, I got a new computer every couple of years, and…

Man, EA’s social media campaigns are often just painful to watch. Remember “More City, Less Ville”?

You know, this song felt scandalous when I first heard it in the late 90s. I’m not going to lie: The fact that this is getting such a mainstream presentation is really kind of heartwarming.

I actually had to clarify that the honors society I was a part of (Sigma Alpha Lambda) wasn’t a fraternity in a few job interviews. I finally just took it off my resume because it was just a headache any time someone noticed and asked about it.

Somehow, this is all Mike Pence’s fault.

I think we all need to take a moment and appreciate the 404 page that’s now in place.

I will never not be entertained by this:

When I was an RA, it wasn’t uncommon to receive a temporary roommate until ResLife could find them a permanent housing solution. Junior year, I had an 18 year-old Freshman assigned to me (I was 28, having decided to go back to school for a useful degree). Let’s call him “Chad.”

I imagine there’s gotta be a lot of day-drinking going on over at Facebook today.