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most exciting thing to happen in Evanston, Ill. since, well, ever.

Welcome to the disassociative states of America.

Oh, so this is what they were filming during Fun Fun Fun Fest OVER FIVE YEARS AGO. I remember seeing Gosling and people making a fuss over him, but I forgot that a movie was supposed to come out one day.

Boring White People Think Their Boring Shit Is Deep: The Millionth Movie.

It’s. A. Joke.

The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

Daaaaaaad!

as an alumni, I can tell you we prefer St. BonerAdventure

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

The bus driver heard Charles Oakley was angry and decided to leave the state ASAP.

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

Abbott is a disgusting blight on Texas. I love my city but I wish we were in a blue state or not gerrymandered as fuck.

My point is that Abbott is such a fan of picking and choosing laws he wants to rewrite the Constitution.


They want a war...

California may save this country. I’m sorry I ever wished you would fall into the ocean.

Sanctuary cities are gonna be to a HUGE fight for this administration. Jerry Brown has already made his position clear.

Dictators have been elected. Hitler, obviously, is the prime example. Stalin was elected through the normal state mechanisms and he was also a dictator. The list goes on, but I assume you get the point. Dictatorial authority is not inconsistent with normal constitutional mechanisms for elections and pathways to

And yes, for the record, Boston (all of NE, really) are some of the worst sports fans. There are a lot of really ignorant but loud jerks that have a light grasp on history, and a gravitational field that always spins around Boston. But some of us are rational, decent humans who can appreciate things that don’t happen