If you spent the season in a city that smells of raw sewage and burning oil 90% of the time (wind from south) and raw sewage 10% of the the time (wind from north), you'd want a little breather, too.

Shit, Jane. I didn't even make it to my bunk. [EMBARRASSMENT]

an aggie..

..or Katherine the Great complex.

McKinney , huh. I thought that field reeked of North Texas.

2 busy 2 hate?

Big 12 officials thought they were so clever with their little maneuver last week or whenever it was. Man, did they score an own-goal.

The entire central valley is but a meth lab experiment gone awry.

If this is your definition of rude, I'd hate to hear your definition of malicious.

Seriously, the guy's name is Malmedia??

I respectfully laugh at you and your team, Mr. Woodson.

What was Ms. Asparagus doing at Mr. Spud's place? Is there something going on not reported here?

Perhaps it's the world series and baseball in general that is struggling to remain relevant.

There was baseball game last night??

Is it just me, or does anyone else see this whole racist, biter Luis Suarez at Barca as being like Christ's Disciples hiring Lucifer to bring in more converts? Maybe I'm just a romantic in a cynical world.

Bite me!!

+1— ya know, the troubles.

That was nothing. What he said about Scottish Independence was the equivalent of hacking the kid's legs off with an axe.

Ouch!!!