Is it just me, or does anyone else see this whole racist, biter Luis Suarez at Barca as being like Christ's Disciples hiring Lucifer to bring in more converts? Maybe I'm just a romantic in a cynical world.

Bite me!!

+1— ya know, the troubles.

That was nothing. What he said about Scottish Independence was the equivalent of hacking the kid's legs off with an axe.

Ouch!!!

I would put Fitz at #1. Oh well, that's me. Scotsman at heart. What about DCI Banks, Yorkshire Constabulary? Welcome to Leeds.

Spoken like a true Texan.

Looks like the Coach Klinnsman's college tour this summer was quite effective.

Replace "the Burger King pictured in this post" with New Mexico and "thing" in the second sentence with "state".

Ah! Those defensemen would have a scholarship if Mack Brown were to land somewhere.

Damnit!! Reading comprehension failure again!!!

Folks, saying ESPN is in Starkville today is like saying they're in College Station when they're in Austin. Hint— They're really in Oxford. Huge cultural diff, slight spacial diff.

Scotland the Insane!!!!

Oh!! That leaves a Hawthorne in my side!!!

I heard Coach Strong's round of golf with Willie Nelson went off without a problem.

Such good times, I'm sure, but nothing compared to the days when we used to player "Where's Oswald" in downtown Dallas. Ahh. The good ol' days.

Entertainment value, of course!!!

God bless D. Boone.

Wait Collin! You're heading north, right toward Denton!!!

Silly Baptists. They couldn't wait to pummel the Methodists on the field. Texas - making Protestantism fun again!