To photog's assistant: Turn out the lights. The party's over...

I think Mr. Cognito and Rob Ford need to start their own country.

So that's what Billy Bob Thornton looked like when Angelina walked out the door for the last time.

The only way Mack Brown will go out on top is if he gets a visit from Karen Sypher.

You can bet on that.

I hope her last name wasn't Manning.

It's okay JoeBlow. The rest of the country likes to project its unwanted characteristics on the Great State of Texas, and very few of them have even been here to see the reality that you and I know. Sad, really. Still, not everyone is as negative as Sam. After all, Austin has been the fastest growing city in the…

Is that Divine in a cowboy hat back there?

That headline makes it sound like the physics and zoology departments got ahold of a lot of helium and went nuts.

In the words of the immortal Wayne Jayne County, Condi's man enough to be a woman.

As they say in North Texas, you can dress a pig, but they're still the Texas Rangers.

Herb and Mus just needed some Austin bbq.

Nice to see the University of Texas defense having a Friday night warmup.

Boom!!!! Baby!!!

500 miles east?? Can that be done physically, too??

You see, A&M is all about tradition, even if that tradition is largely just dumbed down line-dancing to poor renditions of martial music while quasi-fascists with no intention of joining the military prance around in Teddy Roosevelt-esque uniforms in front of their all-male homoerotic cheering squad, of which Rick…

You got #20 backwards.

A Wales of an upset?

I would like to point out that this ad doesn't just come from Texas, but the Texas Valley. Drive due south of San Antonio some time and you'll get it.

Another confused young lesbian in the front row at Tegan & Sara.