I think it’s pathetic, I think it’s self centered, and I think it’s selfishness like the world has never known.

Well, I know it sounds biased to make fun of the owners of these ridiculous monstrosities, but ferrous fair. 

Heck, imagine being so unlikable that people who work for Donald J. Motherfucking Trump are like “wow.”

But... I thought he was too busy running all his companies to even go to his court dates. How’s he got all this time to let Trump cheat at golf? And what’s that smell? Could it be a huge pile of weapons-grade bullshit?

That really is saying something ...

Just what the world needs, a couple of complete losers at the helm who’s only goals are popularity because their daddies spent too much time banging the baby sitter instead of throwing catch.

They don’t even understand that it’s Trump himself who made the current trade agreement with Mexico! Every time he complains about the trade situation, he’s literally complaining about himself!!

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...

These are the same people who shout “America First!” while buying literally everything from Wal-MArt and Amazon that’s made overseas and also claims they stand by the side of auto workers while complaining that unions are evil and their members are overpaid slobs.

Nah, fuck that. This is entirely Toyota’s fault.

“We will restore US energy dominance”

Assuming there will be elections in 4 years. “You’ll never have to vote again!”

I still don’t understand how MAGAs think tariffs are a good thing. Tariffs are going to hurt every piece of industry in the US. We import everything. We aren’t just talking about T-shirts. How many car parts are actually manufactured in US? I would bet a very insignificant number. And those companies won’t move…

We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas!

I had that hope for the first round. I have far less hope for that scenario to play out the second time.

Mars does not move in the same orbit around the sun, or at the same speed as Earth.

I’m just hoping that the horrors that they have planned are muted by what is sure to be incompetence and infighting at every level. 

If anyone was doubting we live in the worst timeline, now we know for sure.

There’s something darkly hilarious about Trump supporters thinking they won. He’s going to fuck things up for everyone.

Oh my...you’re about to see outright theft to a magnitude that would make even the best despots blush. Stopping SS payments will merely be a drop in the bucket when it comes to stealing gov’t assets and reassigning the assets to the top 0.01%.