Fucking up space because people can’t be bothered to implement existing ground-based solutions is asinine. The solution is for governments to treat internet as a public good and subsidise its installation, like was done with electricity. It’s a better solution than continually launching space junk whose access is…

According to NASA, space telescopes cost 1000x more per kg than ground-based telescopes. Not only do you have to design and build something in a clean room that is radiation hardened, but you also have to send it up, and you can’t easily maintain it if something goes wrong (see all the gyroscope problems that Hubble…

“TeLeScOpEs ShOuLd Be In SpAcE aNyWaY!”

This has been Trump’s con since 2016 when he had a definite amazing plan for replacing the ACA. Now he’s downgraded it to a “concept of a plan.” And dumbasses still believe him!

They probably think he will do it the same way voters believe whoever is president has direct control on how the economy is doing.

True story - I frequently use the phrase “Bon Jovi Friday” in my daily life because it amuses me and perplexes everyone else. One day, I encountered someone who knew what I meant and we’ve been friends ever since.

Is typing out “Model” really so time consuming? Write it out once and copy paste it if it is so onerous. My god, keep it to the Tesla forums or whatever. And really, SV? My eyes rolled so far back in my head I saw my occipital lobe when I put it together you were talking about Silicon Valley.

“Why would the bank let me do this?!” is a hilarious take.

It’s a bit like complaining about being fact-checked. You can easily avoid being fact-checked if you don’t make shit up. Donald Trump simply cannot distinguish truth from fiction, as all that matters is how he thinks he can benefit in the moment.

If he said was left wing you wouldn’t even feel this way.

Rudol has to pay another $7 million in civil penalties ontop of the $2 million fine.

For something as essential and utilitarian as a postal truck, it’s nice that appearance was the least important factor and they went all in on function. Hopefully, the reliability is just as good as the form factor.

They’re goofy looking, but honestly pretty endearing, and being purpose-built whilst also increasing safety and comfort is a huge win. 

As you’d expect, I’ve done this properly. The Mitsubishi Evo generations were the best overall. Out the box you could hang with sports cars, even super cars with the FQ series. There were so many one off special editions made like the TME, Zero, There was even a Carbon fiber edition in South America. Excellent both on…

You are technically correct; the best kind of correct.

Mazda RX-8.

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

1987 Mercedes-Benz AMG Hammer

Those are hooves, not nails.

Cruz would short out the battery, set the car on fire, then blame his daughter for distracting him.