I still cringe when people (including news outlets and journalists who should know better) continue to perpetuate the myth that Musk is a founder of Tesla.

It’s real weird to for two people to confidently pontificate about an event that happened a decade and a half ago, which neither of them witnessed, on a TV show that neither of them were involved with at the time.

If the thought of those two sociopathic billionaires revising the American democracy doesn’t scare the shit out of you, I don’t know that you care at all about America any longer.

What a terrible idea. Imagine if you had someone that really didn’t like you and they decided to light up your house all night? I am getting a bit sick of the “move fast, break something” mentality that has no regard for anything but themselves.

Tech bros are the modern day conmen.

I’ll take “Shit we shouldn’t be doing” for $500, Alex. 

On behalf of all of humanity, can we just fucking not do this?

Where the hell are his parents, and why isn’t he in school/at home under lockdown?

My point was that the iPhone was NOT an innovation. It was a flashy repackaging of existing stuff. Same as the iPod, or anything else Apple did after the Apple II.

Despite all that, he’s remained true to the cult of Musk, claiming that the Cybertruck is “the most significant innovation and technological advancement the world has seen since the introduction of the iPhone.”

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.

Any thought of Elon caring about the climate should’ve been extinguished when he started a rocket company that spews tons and tons of garbage into the air.

I’ll be shocked if he doesn’t buy it just to make himself the star.

The Goodyear RV tire story was the pinnacle of Jalopnik investigative, independent reporting that rattled a giant and held them accountable instead of letting it get swept under a rug. Incredible work by Felton and a high water mark for Jalopnik as an outlet. https://jalopnik.com/how-goodyear-hid-evidence-of-the-worst-…

This is why consumer protection laws exist, and why shitty red states often pass laws that strip away consumer protections. Ugh.

Since everyone already knows “Cybachuck” is the best answer, I will go with Punisher skull stickers, Molon Labe, thin blue line, or some variation of an american flag but abstracted to mean something else, basically anything that screams “if you break into this truck, you can steal guns”.

4 door jeeps with angry eyes.  A jeep is whatever but you just know there is a huge dbag behind the wheel the second the angry eyes are put on.  Bonus points for thin blue line stickers, 22 in rims with painted on “off-road” tires, and 50k worth of overlanding equipment on a vehicle so shiny, it has never even seen a…

Never a car itself, but what that car is displaying. I live in an area where several people have Confederate flags plastered all over their cars and flying from their flagpoles. I don’t care how cool your car and truck are, I’m not going to think highly of you for flying these flags.

With Tesla’s habit of constantly “iterating” parts, every car they make has new model year headaches.

Diesel pickup are cool and have their place, but these assholes rolling coal in the faces of pedestrians and cyclists can fuck off.