Don’t forget Vance, Kennedy, Gabbard. The one place they don’t lack for diversity is in the weirdo department.

Just so the whole thing is legible, and not reduced to gibberish by Kinja’s inability to handle links properly:

I can’t stop laughing at the crooked steering wheel after a U-turn. These proud owners are starting to seem like the abused partner in a relationship who still defends the abuser and sticks around for some delusional reason. It’s ridiculous.

We should absolutely be fining loud babies. Lots of people enjoy the sound of a Lambo, no one is saying “oh cool a screaming baby” 

Another brilliant move by Elon! He invented a car so safe that even people who break in don’t get hurt!

This story certainly reinforces automotive stereotypes, doesn’t it?

I’ve never seen a story with so much “yeah that makes sense” to it.  Altima?  Check.  Cybertruck failing a basic function?  Check.

Of course it was an Altima driver, and of course the Cybertruck failed to meet a claim. I'm more surprised when a Cybertruck performs as advertised than when one fails. 

Counterpoint: He is smart in exactly zero ways, he is a conman and a snake oil salesman who got rich marketing the ingenuity of others.

This is a new thing, and I’ve been seeing it everywhere, student driver bumper stickers on obviously not student driver vehicles. I don’t get the joke, and you’re an asshole. 

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

LED lights stuck into headlight housings meant for halogen bulbs.

My favorite thing about the Ioniq 5 is that stylistically, it’s basically a master class in showing Tesla how to build something with sharp angles and retro styling that actually works and doesn’t suck.

And now think about the fact someone that braindead has access to two M60's and other automatic weaponry.

Full size Hot Wheels car.

“Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?” Musk wrote on his social media platform, X.

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The tariff is hardly the magic fix these fuckwits seem to think it is. I recall US soybean farmers losing their biggest customer after Trump tried to play the trade war game with China resulting in them having to be bailed out by the gov’t to the tune of $28 billion. They must think Americans are idiots, or are just…

He’s the poster child for botched plastic surgery. If he shaved that beard he’d look like your aunt. 

This sounds like a job for Team Orca: Ocean Police.