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Problem is we need housing for people who can’t afford $500k+ homes.

The official term for this was “DUI compartment”

Gotta be the little disk of Shag Carpet on the dash that my Nissan Cube came with.

LOL - I remember our High School Drags at our local dragstrip. A friend had a 1976 Buick Apollo (Chevy Nova) with a 6 cylinder and at the end of the quarter mile - it had a trap speed of 58 MPH and took 20+ seconds. That Mirage would have WALKED poor Mike.  How far we’ve come.

I want a girl with a short skirt

3 X and Y all look basically the same. And it’s getting pretty dated at this point.

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

“And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Very in line with the games.

This isn’t a court anymore. Its instead a bunch of right wing hack jobs making decisions based on their own biases.

Every time I’ve bought a new car, it came with a full tank of gasoline. Do they not fully charge cybertrucks as part of delivery?  The guy’s first drive was to a charging station 35 miles away...

Its so in line with the games that characters are stupid af that it makes their interaction with the world far more hilarious. That’s usually why a high Intelligence build works so well in many of the games; Just talk the idiots out of killing you.

To be fair I heard that everytime a toyota breaks down and engineer is punished

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

$1 billion in exchange for the future of humanity is a pitiful sum. That’s like selling your soul to the devil because you’re short a nickel for a parking meter. Absolutely insane.

Let Corben Dallas demonstrate the correct attitude when dealing with la migra:

‘Close the borders!’

White boys mad they are being treated the way they demand not white people be treated and are somehow mad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There is nothing I hate more”