This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

reminder that this website sucks:

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

Seems like it would be cheaper to just waive the towing and storage fees for that matter. Publish a list of the cars and let people come and claim them. Do a solid for people instead of screwing them.

How is it people haven’t learned this lesson yet?

I agree: two-tone is the way to go.

I like red cars, but the id buzz loses a lot in all red...  

Seriously, I can’t believe loneliness was half the article’s focus. I suppose I shouldn’t expect anything more from this garbage web site.

This article talks a lot about loneliness before touching on income inequality, finally in paragraph 12. Why aren’t millennials and Gen Z as happy as older people? Because they can’t afford things, their pay is lower, their expenses are higher, and they feel like they’re living through a slow-walked apocalypse while…

Definitely part of it.

I don’t know about with/without a tonneau cover on a regular truck, but tailgate down does make mileage worse.  Tailgate up creates a low pressure vortex in the bed that makes it more “slippery” even though you might think lowering the tailgate, which is a wall would be better.

It’d bother me less if the dipshits would simply realize/concede that this “push” is a simultaneous boon to the commercial real estate industry and justification for dipshitted companies wasting overhead on unnecessary office space via long-term contracts.

Jimmy Donaldson, aka MrBeast, is a philanthropic YouTube creator

How does someone get so famous with such an awful fucking sociopathic fake smile?

My god... I hate this guy’s face so much.

Can I pay someone to stop putting this guys face in the thumbnails? I no longer wish to look at dead things.

Just because you declare something doesn’t make it true.

Every time I read “sovereign citizen” I have to be mindful of not letting my involuntary eyeroll happen too quickly and violently lest I hurt my own self.

This attitude right here is exactly how he got elected the first time.

This guy has two average looking beards. Both have good shape but the face ruins it.