But hey! “Right to work” laws are great!

Mmmmmm Tillamook cheese *Homer drool*

To all the people who assured me that the merger was an undisputedly good thing… well, you were absolutely right. I’m sorry I ever doubted you.

Capital gains taxes that punish the fiduciary responsibility of quarterly dividends.
Companies lay off to make their earnings seem better in the short term = share $ go up or dividends go up. Disincentivize the behavior.

I’m sure you were just as quick to pan the entirety of non-union labor when Tesla parts were falling off their cars.

Unions usually call for more employees and more hours for workers to do quality control. Not sure how advocating for employee rights is a bad thing for safety when Boeings main goal is to make planes as fast as possible.

Shareholder profits at its finest.

The EQS weighs like 2,500 lbs more than the model 3. Plus, it probably has 22" wheels on it ultra-low profile tires. Just really bad configuration. 

What? Scaling means nothing. Scaling is a completely transform-free process in 3D modeling. 1 inch means 1 foot means 1 astronomical unit because these virtual worlds are completely unit free.

No manual option is devastating. It feels like a really big automotive nail in the stick-shift’s coffin, honestly. The GTI was always supposed to be the fun Golf - designed for and sold to people who like driving.

Something about his face sets off my “scammer” alarms.  Maybe the fake smile with dead eyes?

Executives need to justify their pay by making arbitrary decisions!

Why is he so frigging creepy looking? Those weird, dead eyes that seem to fix on nothing. That forced, fake smile.

Er... that’s not drifting. That’s losing the back-end when you realize you made a very bad decision and try to save yourself by flooring it.

I would harvest some of those and also some vespene gas in order to build a siege tank.

Did... did this “article” time travel from 2002?

Maybe new Kotaku staff did not know, but old Kotaku staff were aware:

23 Years Later, We’ve Discovered An Amazing GameCube Easter Egg

Yeah, you are immensely overestimating the influence this site would have had on sales in general. The average person isn’t paying the slightest attention to news sites (or blogs, in this case) or JKR in general, and the Harry Potter universe already had a massive fan base. I don’t believe Kotaku would have swung the…