Why is he so frigging creepy looking? Those weird, dead eyes that seem to fix on nothing. That forced, fake smile.

Er... that’s not drifting. That’s losing the back-end when you realize you made a very bad decision and try to save yourself by flooring it.

I would harvest some of those and also some vespene gas in order to build a siege tank.

Did... did this “article” time travel from 2002?

Maybe new Kotaku staff did not know, but old Kotaku staff were aware:

23 Years Later, We’ve Discovered An Amazing GameCube Easter Egg

Yeah, you are immensely overestimating the influence this site would have had on sales in general. The average person isn’t paying the slightest attention to news sites (or blogs, in this case) or JKR in general, and the Harry Potter universe already had a massive fan base. I don’t believe Kotaku would have swung the…

Rowling is a cunt, just like you.

Phoenix is on the list of growing cities?

Well that’s way easier than coming to grips with the fact that we all, as individuals and as a collective, are responsible for creating this problem. And unless we all, as individuals and as a collective, dramatically re-evaluate how we go about doing basically everything, it will kill us all.

He should go to jail for manipulating his stock prices.

I can’t answer this in empirical terms; only in anecdotal ones.

AI makes horrible soulless versions of every artistic industry it touches, but comedy might be the most egregious. Trusting robots with humor just shows how little these tech bros know about how actual cultural expression works. It’s “art” by people who understand art the absolute least.

Yet another illustration that game design and aesthetic is more important than raw power or graphic quality.

Yep, the average CGT can continue its regular life of residing in a climate controlled car hangar, never being driven.

No one is as bad as Ferrari owners.  At anything, really.

No big deal for actual owners. They have plenty of other cars to drive.

i have always considered bottled water to be one of the biggest environmental catastrophes of our time. guess its a health catastrophe too

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

Arby’s has the best mozzarella sticks for a fast food place. Mostly by default, but I like the coating, which eats more like a batter than a breading. My only beef is when they seem like they were pulled early to speed up the process, and the inside is warm, but still solid. When they’re fully melted, and sometimes…