They melted down some old plot armour to make the fence.

If Superman actually used all of his powers properly, fighting him would be literally impossible for anyone. Superman is lazy, untrained, and a big ol’ softy.

Kind of like how a story might get published about a publishing exec secretly meeting with gay prostitutes.

“TL;DR”

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

The current teams writing Joker and Harley have been pretty bad, and missing the point for years: their “relationship,” such as it is, is never over. That’s where the comedy and tragedy of it ring truest. And I don’t know who that is up there, but that isn’t the Joker. He’s some half-baked caricature of an abusive…

Speaking of shade, how about calling Scalia a giant on the Supreme Court who helped shape the legal landscape?

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

Agreed. Fuck all this millenial bullshit. Get a job. Wait, that is his job. And it pays fucking awesome. Groan, I’m going to go jump off a bridge now.

I’m 31-years-old and feel death looming ever closer

Nothing to do with the men getting stupider. At least no dumber than some schmuck who spends 20 bucks on the lottery for a 1 in 200 million chance to be a billionaire. I mean, I’m sure at some point in the history of history, that’s worked at least ONCE. Not on anyone I know, though. I can’t think of a more fucked up…

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

yup I’m aware of that - I’m also aware that Lorne Fucking Michaels is Canadian - so fuck this shit, capiche?

To be fare If Bruce Wayne hired all the poor people who would be henchmen and pay for a better psychiatric ward then Arkham. Gotham would do a shit ton better. He’s a freakin billionaire and so has the money to do it.

1) None of those, no matter how beloved, was ever held up as an example of genuine art the way The Prisoner has been.

* ALL TRANSLATED FROM WHATEVER FUCKING LANGUAGE THE BROWN PEOPLE OVER THERE SPEAK — ED.

Rewatch the versions that were made in the 90’s, they’re no better than these. They took a dark comic and nerfed it for the children.

I’m unnerved by modern nerddom’s preoccupation with the concept of canon. It’s an ill-fitting idea to try and weld onto fictional material. Given that all the materials continue to exist for free consumption, trying to wrangle the plot points of one storyline you enjoy into another narrative strikes me as needlessly…

For fuck snakes