Kind of like how a story might get published about a publishing exec secretly meeting with gay prostitutes.

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What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

The current teams writing Joker and Harley have been pretty bad, and missing the point for years: their “relationship,” such as it is, is never over. That’s where the comedy and tragedy of it ring truest. And I don’t know who that is up there, but that isn’t the Joker. He’s some half-baked caricature of an abusive…

Speaking of shade, how about calling Scalia a giant on the Supreme Court who helped shape the legal landscape?

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

Nothing to do with the men getting stupider. At least no dumber than some schmuck who spends 20 bucks on the lottery for a 1 in 200 million chance to be a billionaire. I mean, I’m sure at some point in the history of history, that’s worked at least ONCE. Not on anyone I know, though. I can’t think of a more fucked up…

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

To be fare If Bruce Wayne hired all the poor people who would be henchmen and pay for a better psychiatric ward then Arkham. Gotham would do a shit ton better. He’s a freakin billionaire and so has the money to do it.

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries sir!

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

So....you’re saying you know what piss tastes like? #NotJudgingJustAsking

Coincidentally, a nice cold glass of ice water is probably a much better refreshment than either Monster or Red Bull.

Tassadar would like a word....

I hated her before but like, super-duper holy fuck hate her now.

The police ARE children. Maladjusted, improperly socialized children. With guns.

This is a fantastic article on the complex relationship that exists between the developers of art and the people whose job is to review that art. Well written, well stated, A++++ would Kotaku again.

For fuck snakes