Dear Sir,

Wow! Nice out-of-the-blue shot at Emma Sulkowicz. Really necessary and relevant there, sport! But since you bring it up, could you tell us where, exactly, her allegations have been "debunked thoroughly"? While you're at it, for the record, when did you stop beating your wife? (no, it's germane to the issue, I swear it…

What's that? more goatse logos?

"Chu does narration for a webcomic called Erfworld,"

GDPfan says... "You know, Gawker Media isn't an English Comp class where your opinion on the writing itself — as opposed to the topic itself — is welcome, let alone getting paid for."