I think he meant masculinity.

took me a few clicks but here are pics of the apartment

My husband (from Korea) is here to explain. The mother explains to the happy couple (Chloe is in Korean traditional wedding attire) that she’s sorry she and her husband don’t have a lot of money to help them start their lives together. The groom-to-be says no matter, we can start from the bottom (my husband says he…

Years ago Jezebel had a post about irrationally hating people, I think specifically celebrities. Chloe Grace Moretz is on my list. I can’t tell you exactly why I don’t like her, she probably doesn’t deserve it and I’m too long in the tooth to actively dislike a teenager, but she gets under my skin. Clouds of Sils…

The way you personally feel your eyeliner looks best.

You can’t gently point something out to someone who you are calling a silly cow.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

I’ve been an au pair, and the parents’ bedroom was not only off-limits, it’s so obviously off-limits that in one of the two places I worked, it wasn’t even discussed. A child care provider has absolutely zero business being in there unless maybe the kid gets in and you have to go after them, and then it’s in-out.

aaa no, they are important

Oh, girl! Did you never do/see the “oops wrong number!” trick in high school? All you do is “accidentally” text your crush that you like him and you’re single, and you would say yes to going out if he asked. Write it as if it’s to your friend, but text it to the guy. Then you can text “OMG! How embarrassing!!!!!” etc…

Yeah that’s what we call an “accidental” text, where you test the waters by sending them a text saying you would do them, but you meant it for “another person”.

“mommy bloggers” are the worst. Maybe I should start my “filled with anxiety, broke, single 30-something woman” blog.

I thought the X-Files reboot was pretty solid, and most of the complaints seem to be coming from people who watched the show years after—they didn’t get the week-by-week crap-shoot of good and bad episodes mingling together over a season; they just blew through seasons in one setting and didn’t get that to be a fan…

That gatekeeper notion would be a real a-ha moment for a lot of people, I bet. The studios probably don’t even realize all the ways in which the deck is stacked. That’s not a point of absolution, but it is a potential point of education.

Yep. They also probably have really limited memories of this period in their lives (they were so little!), so I’m sure there relationship to the rest of the cast and the show in general is different from everyone else’s.

Do people forget that they were put on this show as babies?

Bobby you are a gift and we are not worthy.

RE: A chunk of the comments section—

Oh man, I so want a dachshund.

I mean I have another dog who is pretty old, but we talked about it and he promised to live forever so long as I keep rubbing his belly.