i was behind a guy in the security line once, and he was taking like 4 pies home in boxes. he got through fine. they just have to go through the x-ray machine like anything else. so don't go hiding knives in there!

@SlayBelle: yay! except my clothes are all boring too... but some of my shoes are cute! but small.

i am enjoying a night just hanging out watching netflix instant, cleaning up my room a little, and now i hear live acoustic music being played somewhere on/near my street. it's lovely! i walk down to find out where it is and i can't figure it out! it's not on my street, it's not the street behind me, it's not a side…

good things this summer? went on vacation to central oregon, got to meet my adorable new baby nephew, enjoyed the shit out of inception, won a trophy from running a 5k steeplechase race, got a promotion at work

@UGAdawg: yep, this sounds about right!

@SallySassyPants: let me join your club! mine just ended a few days ago, although it was long distance so it felt like it's been a bit longer than that. i am going to do some travelling in about four weeks, and yeah, while it would have been nice if we could have gone together, it would have bothered me because i…

@I_Am_Not_Oprah: yeah, the top is just obviously too roomy, which you think they could have done at least something about. she looks fabulous though, but the dress even makes her look slightly hippy, and that girl probably doesn't even have any darn hips!

@duetoprivacy: she didn't used to drink at all, and didn't start until she was like 25 or 26. but it's still as if she doesn't. and she never drinks enough to even get drunk. i don't see the point! heck, i'd just drink water.

@LLisCool: i couldn't stand beer until i got to grad school. in austin texas i discovered that shiner bock was wonderful and now i like and enjoy certain beers. i'm a wheat beer girl myself, but have recently been enjoying some porters and stouts. i have a friend who can't stand beer at all. she only likes to drink…

@badmemes: i was a total freakin skeptic, well, because i'm skeptical of everything! but now i'm a believer! ha! seriously, it blows my mind how many evil antibiotics used to coarse through my veins. you need to take it more often to cure yourself, then once you're UTI free, take it daily as maintenance. it's a powder…

@badmemes: omg, go get some d-mannose powder, seriously. i used to get UTIs like all the time (from sex) but since i started using it, i haven't had one. it's been well over a year and a half. i swear, and i'm not even a hippie quack.

@emdy: eyeliner... with my greasy ass lids, it all runs, no matter what, no matter if it's waterproof, i'll end up with raccoon eyes

strangely enough, this is timely for me. i am going to be in a 5k steeplechase run this sunday! not a race, just a fun run.

i have a strange fascination with youtube makeup gurus, even though i barely wear any makeup. for overall, pixiwoo. they are sisters who are actual makeup artists, and gorgeous, to boot. for my asian monolid sisters out there, i like jinahchae, frmheadtotoe, and iamgrape1119.

@beatrice2000: love fallen angels! it's one of my favorite movies of all time... i can always hear "cuz i'm cool..." singing in my head...

@ReccaSquirrel: Once I had a guy on my team at work and we sat next to each other. One day out of the blue, he said to me "you know I'm a swinger, right?" And I was like... um... no... I so did not need to know that...

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is hours behind you: i read and liked it, but it did annoy me that she whined so much about living such a fabulous life and having so many guys just love her... and yet she was still so unhappy... wah wah wah... cry me a river while you live in fabulous free apartments while eating fabulous…

@lodown is waiting for MizJenkins: dollar tree has them for $1!

@teachermama: i know! i hate jeans with stretch, what's wrong with just plain 100% cotton? i've stopped looking and just deal with the stretch...

do you want to try those on? i can't stand it when they say this to me. as if my carrying an armload of clothes and approaching the dressing room doesn't make this obvious. when they do this, i always want to say "no" and just drop the pile in front of them and walk away. some day...