no! but my bf's mom just joined skype and got a stranger's call, and she picked up thinking it was her son or her daughter, and it was a dude playing with his schlong! poor thing!

i used to like scrawny hairless boys back in the day, but now i prefer hunky toned men with body hair. my boy is pretty much a fur monster, with fur everywhere, except the bottoms of his feet and his palms. i love being able to run my fingers through his thick coat. he is bothered by all the hair, especially on his…

@GrabAnApple: here is a foolproof way never, and i repeat NEVER, to get another UTI: d-mannose. every time you have any kind of sexy time that would normally result in a UTI, immediately after, take a cup of water and dissolve a scoopful of d-mannose powder into it and then drink. if you do this, you will never have…

@chryster: moisturizer first, wait a few minutes to let it soak in, then sunscreen. if you have sensitive skin, you may break out from the sunscreen no matter how non-comedogenic it claims to be. be sure to remove it very well at night, because it can definitely clog pores.

@AspasiaTheLayza: yes! if you hover over it, you will see an X button on the upper right. click that, and that site will go away. but it will be replaced by another! good luck.

i like to keep my anti-perspirant scent free, as i feel that all of the products i end up using every day each have their own smells and probably fight each other (shampoo, hair products, moisturizer, body spray, etc). i recently started using mitchum smart solid clinical performance unscented, and i loves. it goes on…

shorts are my least favorite item of clothing, i just find them unattractive on all people. so when it's hot, i'm definitely a skirt and t-shirt or a little cotton summer dress kinda gal. can't beat old navy or h&m for cheap summer staples like these...

kermit would approve

still to this day i remember when she was on david letterman and he just didn't know what to do with himself because she was just that beautiful...

i was called daria tons of times in college and grad school, even though i looked much more like jane lane due to the black bob i sported. then when juno came out, everyone started calling me juno. maybe it's my deadpan sarcasm?

@girly: ooh, a great idea, like tampon variety boxes! heavy flow, light flow, big peen, not-so-big peen...

@eri401: there are some fabulous monolid gurus on youtube... try jinahchae or just search for monolid!

@callmecate: i use the same moisturizer for night as my day, but my day one has spf in it, but for night you obviously don't have to have spf! but finding a good moisturizer is hard enough, so finding a spf and non-spf version is too much hassle for me!

@callmecate: i read that eye creams do not do any more than regular moisturizers, it's just that since they're marketed as eye creams, they can charge 5x more. so just find a moisturizer you love, and use it at night and make sure you use it as an eye cream, using your ring finger to pat it on.

@LutherNipperkin: i love the neutrogena eye makeup remover... i tried olive oil but it wouldn't take off waterproof mascara, but it was lovely in taking off just about everything else!

is it just me, but did charlotte's terribly fake moans during the 'love scene' make you think, gee, rebecca mader, fake it much?

@MrsNorthman: gawd, what a horrible life. i would hate to have to be so militant about anything to this degree

@maharani: midphase, and so far i loves! i have the unlimited so i can have as many websites on there as i want. EXCELLENT customer service, super responsive! and cheap!

@dyskrasiaeychi: big man at the hirshhorn! it's my absolute fave... creepy but you can't look away!

@BabyJane: word. i actually put on my pajamas so i can work, because i sleep with nothin on...