I would support this 100%. It should be a Presidential power. Sitting prez doesn’t like the Bucs? Guess what Florida, you’ll be rooting for the Tampa Bay Buttholes over the next 4 years.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

You better get unconfused before he gets mad.

Wait, did Al Gore say BEFORE the election that it was being rigged against him and that he’d let us know if he accepted the results at a later date?

On the bright side, Trump has a new favorite team after the Broncos grabbed two muffs in that game.

Oompa loompa doompity doo,

That’s why I have a big nice TV in my air conditioned house with my own concession stand. Can’t beat that.

Where’s he touching that person? Maybe he is applying for the priesthood.

This is just a sad and desperate move to add to BillsSpin. Shouldn’t there be some minimal level of entertainment for this set of stories?

“Do you wanna take your chances against a historically-awful D, or play for overtime and give Drew Brees the ball again?”

Might want a rewrite, Drew.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Oh, god, fond memories of that summer where some maniac tried running a ferry service from Toronto to Rochester....

God damn it, Rex. At least tell me that Wolfman isn’t a Trump supporter? No one with hair that magnificent could be evil. If anything it should make him the natural enemy of whatever the hell that dead thing on top of Trump’s head is.