Seconded, because I’m from the US portion of North America and this is not a thing here. It has to be Canada’s fault, because what the righteous fuck - was Justin Bieber not enough, you rotten bastards?

Pinkham, this one’s for you:

It’s because they ordered a Larg-e-soda, and got a Minn-e-soda!!!

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

Agreed

In other words, this Waffle House hashbrowned story was poorly Covered before it was Scattered and Smothered all over by conservatives who Chunked it off to their buddies. Topped off by the fact this guy Diced his chances before, the staff was rightly Peppered that someone could wind up Capped by his recklesness. I…

Moral of the story...always carry a towel.

Nutella isn’t even good.