100 fucking percent FIFA. I’ll put my house on it.

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

You are...not nearly as informed about recent events as you think you are.

He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

You’re looking at it. It works great.

So just a thought here but maybe don’t include a friggin picture of the wrecked vehicle with his BODY HANGING OUT OF IT. You even cropped a portion of his body out from the source photo, which had a wider view, presumably b/c you recognized it was in bad taste. There are even photos available from the other side of…

Not sure if the editorial staff is aware, but perhaps out of respect you should blur out the body in the bottom right of the photo?

Also, the parents redecorated the room, and that made the armoire/hell mouth vanish? Because if they didn’t HAVE an armoire, then the parents didn’t remove the armoire when they redecorated. Maybe the parents picked out really ugly wallpaper that offended the decor sensibilities of the antique armoire? I was weirdly…

This was the aggrieved white man’s OJ trial.