Lol yeah dummy, I’ve seen Westworld.

Yeabbitt you’ll never be able to convince an RV-type-camper-person that staying in a hotel is better. These folks would rather drive a house around than get a better deal staying in hotels. Personally, I don’t get it.

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

I loaned out a Firebird match box in kindergarten, maybe 1st grade, during recess. Got it back all chipped up and covered in dirt. From that day it was “NOPE”.

*Fixed

Happened to me. Combo of a one-armed hold, her deciding to go all squirmy at the wrong time, and half-tripping over some random piece of baby gear. I bobbled her the whole way down, luckily, which lessened the impact and moved her over an area with a foam mat we had laid out for her to roll around on instead of…

Unsurprisingly, our fans are among the most difficult, intransigent, hyper-defensive individuals on the planet. I would say talking to them is like talking to a wall, but walls don’t interrupt. I would say it’s like talking to a child, but children have the capacity to learn.

Heater as most people know if you just connect a hose to your exhaust and tape it into your drivers side window then that will take care of your heating needs.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

This is the general NFL live game day experience.

I love/hate the Bears installment of this annual series. There’s real truth but the homer in me dies a little reading it.

Football at the game is like Tennis or NASCAR, having a seat makes a tremendous difference. One fan can ruin it. With fantasy footall and ass to mouth coverage of football on television, I will never buy football tickets again because it is not worth one cent to try to catch a moment compared to the other sports. My…

I’ve been to several games and it’s overrated.

I’ve been dreading this (as I do each year) and now it’s here. And worse, it’s entirely accurate.

I was on the fence about the star, but that last line got me.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

Football Jared Kushner

Dude, lifelong Falcons fan here, it blew my mind when I heard him dump on lil Shans. I love Matty Ice but he is the most milquetoast, whitebread, boring man currently playing in the NFL. He’s never said a bad word about anyone, ever.

There’s a whole Facebook page for this https://www.facebook.com/CapitalistQuotesThatInadvertentlySupportCommunism/

We should start a thread of other things to complete the “things said sarcastically but are actually great”.