Unsurprisingly, our fans are among the most difficult, intransigent, hyper-defensive individuals on the planet. I would say talking to them is like talking to a wall, but walls don’t interrupt. I would say it’s like talking to a child, but children have the capacity to learn.

Heater as most people know if you just connect a hose to your exhaust and tape it into your drivers side window then that will take care of your heating needs.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

This is the general NFL live game day experience.

I love/hate the Bears installment of this annual series. There’s real truth but the homer in me dies a little reading it.

Football at the game is like Tennis or NASCAR, having a seat makes a tremendous difference. One fan can ruin it. With fantasy footall and ass to mouth coverage of football on television, I will never buy football tickets again because it is not worth one cent to try to catch a moment compared to the other sports. My…

I’ve been to several games and it’s overrated.

I’ve been dreading this (as I do each year) and now it’s here. And worse, it’s entirely accurate.

I was on the fence about the star, but that last line got me.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

Football Jared Kushner

Dude, lifelong Falcons fan here, it blew my mind when I heard him dump on lil Shans. I love Matty Ice but he is the most milquetoast, whitebread, boring man currently playing in the NFL. He’s never said a bad word about anyone, ever.

I think this ends with Gilbert’s employing a skywriter who can write in Comic Sans font to leave a horribly insulting message to Kyrie in the heavens.

I would advise Cavs management to avoid my tactic when I was a young and awkward dater who wanted someone to get back with me—leaving increasingly desperate voice mails, texts, and/or emails promising to fix whatever horribly broken parts of me that turned them off.

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

There’s a whole Facebook page for this https://www.facebook.com/CapitalistQuotesThatInadvertentlySupportCommunism/

Paraphrasing the actual quote, but many of them take the “If they are going to die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” stance of caring for their fellow humans.

We should start a thread of other things to complete the “things said sarcastically but are actually great”.

And congratulations to you, too, Brian! You’ve just accurately described how health insurance works!

Yeah, but it pays off all those times the oncoming car doesn’t, in fact, stop.