I was on the fence about the star, but that last line got me.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

Football Jared Kushner

Dude, lifelong Falcons fan here, it blew my mind when I heard him dump on lil Shans. I love Matty Ice but he is the most milquetoast, whitebread, boring man currently playing in the NFL. He’s never said a bad word about anyone, ever.

the show is fantastic, give it a try

I think this ends with Gilbert’s employing a skywriter who can write in Comic Sans font to leave a horribly insulting message to Kyrie in the heavens.

I would advise Cavs management to avoid my tactic when I was a young and awkward dater who wanted someone to get back with me—leaving increasingly desperate voice mails, texts, and/or emails promising to fix whatever horribly broken parts of me that turned them off.

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

There’s a whole Facebook page for this https://www.facebook.com/CapitalistQuotesThatInadvertentlySupportCommunism/

Paraphrasing the actual quote, but many of them take the “If they are going to die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” stance of caring for their fellow humans.

We should start a thread of other things to complete the “things said sarcastically but are actually great”.

And congratulations to you, too, Brian! You’ve just accurately described how health insurance works!

This is great and all, and yet personally my favorite song from the series is “it’s Over, Isn’t It?” Might be because I’ve always had a soft spot for breakup songs, lounge singers, and Pearl. That song stuck with me much longer than this one.

God I love the music in that show and the show in general. It’s just so nice to see something so positive!

This show’s message of love and tolerance breaks my heart but also gives me hope. It speaks to the reality that I thought I’d be an adult in (#StillWantMyFlyingCar) and not this shyte.

“Stonger Than You” is very anthemic, and lays out what makes Garnet such a great character but as far as SU songs go I think I prefer “Here Comes a Thought” personally. It’s wonderful to just hear “it’s okay” sometimes.

Yeah, but it pays off all those times the oncoming car doesn’t, in fact, stop.

Being nice in defiance of the rules can certainly mess up the flow of traffic for everyone.

How about people who have right of way and still try to wave you in. That’s some next level annoying stuff right there.

Also, I am resolute in my belief that few cars are “stored.” Most are just”parked” and walked away from.