How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

a simple sandwich of ham on bread with butter literally changed my life in ireland
it is magic for real

how am I supposed to tell

Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.

To piss off the libtards, obvisously

Good for Colorado...now if they do away with the rolling vape smoke, that would be great.

Ha. That’s hilarious. No, Madison is not urban. It’s a college town.

I also thought it was cute that Emailer Dan thought “urban Wisconsin” was civilization. You can try to sell Madison as “urban” all you want, but we all know that Milwaukee was where he used to live.

I laughed at that too. Oh no, how will you ever get your kicks now that you’re no longer in hip and happening urban Wisconsin?

urban Wisconsin

I rented a car for two weeks in Central America in May (hottest time of the year) and my daughter spilled baby formula inside the car seat, which had these plastic wells underneath the seat that perfectly captured all of the liquid and preserved it without our knowledge. We knew the car smelled terrible and it was…

I was driving my nephew and dog around town - dog threw up, causing nephew to throw up, and then dog started eating both parties’ vomit. How I didn’t puke remains a mysterious miracle, but on the plus side, there was less to clean up at the end of the whole ordeal.

You cleaned it up? No no no. That should have been her job. She should clean that up.

People can be really nasty. For my best friend, things were more amusing. He and his partner of the time owned and ran a detail shop a couple of years ago. Every so often, a male customer would bring his family car in, and they’d find some lingerie while cleaning the car that clearly didn’t belong to the customer’s…

Kristen, while I don’t have kids, I used to own a highline automotive detailing business back in the day. I have seem some shit, both literally and figuratively.  

My four year old daughter snuck my eight year old son’s pet turtle in her little purse for a trip to Disney. It escaped and snuck under the seat. We had no clue of the shelled stowaway, so it was left in the car while we did the Disney thing. Car interiors get hot in Florida in August, especially after 11 hours.

That makes me think of the phrase - “Children in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause children.”

Haha, that happened with our 2nd in my wife’s car. Strangely, when I pulled up the wax, it had a bunch of dirt and crumbs embedded in it, actually cleaned out the cupholder.

If you have access to an outlet, try turning a hairdryer on the wax. As it softens, use dry paper towels to wipe the wax up, repeating as needed until it’s gone. Then, give the cupholder a light scrub with a damp rag+some dish soap. Should be right as rain!

Since kids are the source of so many messes, I would argue that the kids themselves are the grossest mess ever made in a car.