Assuming she qualifies for the French Open, I would imagine there is some level of finish there that would get her enough qualifying points to automatically qualify for the next major, no? I’m not super familiar with the details of the point system but given the number of players who attend these tournaments who never…

This is so stupid. The entire point of wild cards is to allow people into the tourney who “don’t deserve it.” She’s a two-time former champ and the 2nd biggest name in women’s tennis. Of course they should give her a wild card.

As much as the Cardinals and their fans suck, there isn’t a nationwide base of douchebags rooting for the Cardinals. That cancer has remained localized.

Kids these days don’t know what it’s like to have to work for it. THAT WAS OUR PORN UP THERE, MILLENNIALS

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

What about those velvet-covered hangers? My wife bought a case of them and I can’t get anything on them without having the clothing stick to it or just refuse to slide onto it. I think someone invented velvet-covered hangers as a joke and then Big Hanger decided to turn it into a luxury item.

On Jeopardy: tell your wife that if she thinks your track record of success in your Jeopardy battles is frustrating, imagine how frustrating it is for you to have lost every single argument that mattered for the last 20+ years.

I know this because when I meet Deadspin readers in real life, they’re like, “Your voice shouldn’t sound like that,” or “I thought you would have a beard.”

Any other clouds you’d like to yell at?

Or Roger Ailes. Or Bill O’Reilly. Or Bill Cosby.

I guess we know who the Fox News Tennis Correspondent will be.

I always wonder how the WRX (and especially the expensive STi) came to be associated with youthful dude bros. Then I remember that there are a lot of rich kids.

I hope that torch is passed on... I’ve owned and worked on WRX’s since the bugeye came out and if I drive my stock STI past someone with a bunch of titled stickers on the rear window and plasti-dipped wheels, I will get a berate of catless exhaust revs and 2nd gear pulls, often not being able to tell if plums of smoke…

lololol the best part is that there is nothing “hit piece” about this. It’s literally a report on what happened last night. But I guess it’s not surprising for Trumpers to be offended by reality itself, is it.

Yeah we should be praising Trump for trying to start another war that we can’t possibly win or benefit from. All praise to Trump.

This comment has all the awareness of that Gizmodo article from last week where the author uses Google tools and honestly wonders why anyone would still use Office.

I am sorry, but I think that those two words may be the funniest thing since Monty Python went off the air.

I am sorry, but I think that those two words may be the funniest thing since Monty Python went off the air.

Good luck getting this out of your head

As a former Tercel owner I suspect he must have ordered the luxury trim. I don’t think mine even came with any suspension, let alone one made of wood.