I’m getting so sick of all these trendy names for kids, like Mason, Piper, and Trip.

I click on these Deadcasts posts every time thinking it is an article to read. EVERY DAMN TIME!

My complaint has absolutely nothing to do with Jalopnik. It’s the endless tease from Dodge that I’m tired of. Just show us the fucking car, god damn.

You know, it does get hot here in Texas, and there’s a lot more shade in the trees. Have fun sweating your ass off in the fairway.

Ha. “I noticed the grass on the fairway was freshly mowed and someone had put a lot of work into it. I saw that, instantly- and I saw it before- it just looked really well manicured. I didn’t want to hit the fairway and mess up all that hard work. I pull hooked it and erred on the side of not hitting the fairway,…

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

This is how that article starts:

That Simmons quote should be example 1, 1A and 1B why his career path has taken a sharp downward turn of late. Who wants to read that word salad bullshite?

Bill Simmons ranted about Jessica Simpson like a drunk best friend talking shit about your ex-gf to make you feel like you made the right decision. Kirby Puckett with boobs line is ridiculous.

I recently read the book before I started the series and I REALLY, REALLY wish they had explored the classism of Celeste’s storyline like they did in the book.

The NFL would encourage fans to report any unapproved expressions of joy on the field, sidelines or in the stands.

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

What’s to stop a rival player’s friend or family member or business associate sitting at home from calling in tips on their competitors constantly? If we’re talking about such minor infractions, you could seemingly call one on just about every other player in contention given enough time and focus. With $150,000 on…

Uh, the Viper is their road course car. It’s beaten the 918 and P1 for a 1/10 of the price...

It’s almost like this is designed for the drag strip...And doesn’t have to be used elsewhere.

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

Works for drag racing, doesn’t work anywhere else... the chiller system, I mean. You can sit for a while and let the A/C system pump heat out of the induction coolant *while you don’t need the power used to do so*, but it’s a loser for constant-run operation, power required is more than power gained.

I don’t think there’s any chance the Mariners win a bidding war for the one day contract.

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

Appropriately enough “Working until you die” is also something Paul Ryan believes everyone should do.