... in the middle of the night

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

This is one of the most exciting thing to happen to American cars in YEARS, and people just complain cause it isnt a 1.5 liter hatchback that gets 50mpg. On an enthusiast website. Its maddening.

Ever done a brake stand in an Automatic? Even modestly powered automatics can overpower the brakes due to the torque multiplication achieved by a slipping torque converter.

The town prostitute could probably teach you a thing or two not many other ladies could.

Unless there are guarantees that this particular Z3 wasn’t a program Z3.

1.9 with aftermarket wheels and “modifications”... go find a 2.8L or 3.0 for the same price.

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

I would love a Matrix-set TV show about another crew set before Neo that would return to exploring the existential questions of the first film.

Ohhh my God I was with you and thinking of comparing this favorably to Dennis Mersereau’s writing on The Vane that I so sorely miss and then you use the Winter Storm BS name without calling yourself out on it.

God, I miss Dennis.

Can we please stop using TWC Storm Names™ as though they are official storm names? They exist only to make ratings for TWC. The Vane’s excellent meteorological guru made that distinction years ago. 

Welcome to DOTA 2, a game so beholden to the mod it’s based on that it intentionally leaves in weird things like that because if they removed it, people would get mad.

For the laypeople here: torodol isn’t a controlled substance, but it is a HIGHLY effective pain killer, (when I had surgery a few years ago I had a dilaudid pump which didn’t help with shit, but torodol put me out of my misery so I could sleep.) It’s indicated for “pain relief at the narcotic level. It’s also…

This was literally the first thing that occurred to me upon reading this article. “How dare you take your drugs instead of our drugs, damn it!”

Honestly, as a Browns fan, the NFL canning Gordon over weed while they get players hooked on painkillers and permanently turn their brains to mush was the straw that broke the camel’s back and made me finally stop watching.

So which happens first?

But the interior will still be made out of the same plastic as a tictac container.