That’s different. With turbo timers, the ENGINE runs for X time after removing key to hep reduce oil temp in the turbo to hep prevent coking. The fan staying on after engine shutdown is normal for cars with electric fans.

Lots of cars keep the fan on to cool the engine, that’s not new.

But the interior will still be made out of the same plastic as a tictac container.

Most advanced Dodge ever sounds like a backhanded compliment, and something not very hard to accomplish.

;)

RIGHT?!? There are maybe 8 chips on that plate. I typically have more on my shirt when I finish my lunch.

They skimped on your Doritos. I feel like Sophia would have called that nonsense out.

Depreciation really kicked in hard this year.

This was my exact thought as well, baby!

Man, I ain’t go no quarrel with the North Koreans. Send them to Alabama (and take away their cell phones)

See also: Peyton Manning.

I don’t wanna get near you. I’m glad you got the fish.

“Well, we heard about everybody really getting into this ‘fantasy football’ thing, so we figured we’d give it a try!”—Maccagnan

This comes up all the time, and every single time the answer is the same: over the last 10 years, the Patriots’ win % against the division is very nearly exactly the same as their winning % against the rest of the NFL (around .750).

Trust me, as a Jets fan, that was them trying.

part of being the best at anything is giving a shit. the reason the ‘Big 4' have held on at the top for so long comes down to this more than anything else.

Lets be real, he will never win a grand slam.

Counterpoint: Dudes not that tight, despite him being on Deadspin’s list of “Average athletes we insist on ramming down your throat.”