If you are buying by the pound, it comes out to $2.95 per pound. That’s a better deal than most things you can buy at whole foods. How can you afford NOT to buy this car.

I live just outside of Boston, and I grew up 45 minutes west of here. It’s not as liberal here as everyone thinks. Looking back, I wonder if the hat was a campaign piece directed at on the fence voters in New England.

U.S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

pretty good chance he wins the whole thing. nadal is playing much better now that he’s back on the juice.

Car, what big tires you have.

These Williams wins made me very happy. I feel like either outcome is a positive one. If Venus wins, that will be a heartwarming return to glory and Serena should have other chances for a Slam win. If Serena wins (a more likely outcome), she sets a grand record for most wins in the Open era and Venus will still…

One of the greatest American stories ever told. Two sisters from Compton excelling on and of the court.

Commission a replica, hand over the decoy and wear the real thing every day. The perfect crime.

Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

You know I usually don’t hate on a pig for rolling in shit, but teaming up with Lewandowski is just—come fucking on!

You da real lifehacker.

It’s not “white.” Just “poor.”

On a side note, “biskit” will become standard spelling during the Trump administration.

he and his wife were also extremely pro-choice and still threaten to sue anti-choice groups that use “a person’s a person no matter how small” to encourage anti abortion policies.

When I was a thinner man, I used to love Lance’s Captain’s Wafers. These would be your buttery category. They aren’t easy to get everywhere, though, so this past birthday — unprovoked — my brother bought me some. By “some,” I mean a box of 500 fucking two-packs of crackers, of which I made it through about 150. I…

I have three young daughters. Whenever I get dragged shopping and I have free time, my favorite activity is standing there and staring into space. It tends to be rather disconcerting to the retail employees, but hell, my mind just needs a mental rest.

If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…

Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.