Overall I’m down on Volkswagen and am counting down the days until the one we have is no longer darkening our door, but this particular example makes me feel a little nostalgic for a time when I was in a local Volkswagen/Audi club and considered the myriad reliablity problems as a test of faith. Nice Price, just don’t…

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

I’m old and remember it. Mondale ran on the platform of telling people he was going to raise taxes and deriding primary opponents by citing the tag line of a Wendy’s commercial.

As if io9 would want to talk about lame-ass 2D.

A Dutchman colonizing Africa to handpick his top specimens/purebreds that will bring him the most wealth.

It’s about family, friends, good food & football.

“The Jeep Compass, when you want to punish your children”

I wonder if they’re really going to police that one bag thing. I picture a lot of people trying to fudge that. Also, don’t families with baby equipment (strollers, etc.) get an exception to the two-bag rule? Do they still get that with “basic economy”?

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

I have a hard time believing that guy didn’t want toupée.

I cannot believe I had to scroll this long for someone to call him out on his beer bullshit. Yes pretentious hipsters are annoying but craft beer gave us choice. Also, there is never a reason to drink budweiser. It is shit that causes shits. Other shitty beer? Absolutely.

BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO.

Speaking of bullshit artisanal food, these frauds:

Reaching the quarterfinals in the World Cup?

“Winners win, losers make excuses.”

I went to an institution of post-secondary education universally considered to be elite. You cannot imagine how dumb some of the attendees were.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

“You’re evil but we’ll still take your donations and tell you what to do each week” is really more of a step to the side from “you’re evil,” not a step forward.

So if someone isn’t quite as much of a total and complete asshole to you today as they were yesterday, you should thank them?