I honestly expected him to drag this out much longer, even in the face of rational thinking. Elon needs to take a break. Tesla needs Elon to take a break.

Hahaha man i was so right on the OG post about this. I called bullshit on the story from the start. Wheres mah star?

I was confused too until the part about his ex-wife.

Maine is not a community property state. If the cars were his before he married her, they are still his. Now she could TRY to get them included in the divorce settlement, but emphasis on TRY - it would not be automatic. But the value of the cars could be used by the court in assessing their relative assets as part of…

For one, it says “Pizzapizza” instead of “Meemeep” when you tap the horn...

I think the regret is that Thum told Amistadi about the divorce business. The first rule of fight club is... huh? Fight club? Never heard of it. 

Garage = car barn.

This sounds like the basic plot for a new Coen Brothers film....

They were in a barn when he “found” them. Therefore, barn find.

I don’t get the big deal. The cars are the cars, go inspect them and bid what they are worth. Calling it a barn find really has no bearing on the value. 

When the tweet came out I commented here and as it turns out, I was wrong about the outcome. I doubted the SEC would go after him and said as much. As I am not a politician, I hereby officially announce that I was way off!

Even crazier is this:

We’re talking about a dude who wanted his car lineup to be Model S, E, X, and Y. He’s the biggest fucking juvenile dork who’s ever existed. It’s like he missed middle school and is learning all of this stuff as a grown ass man.

You should see the nursing field. Almost no men, and nobody gives a shit. Tech industry has to change to get more women. Men have to change to get more men in nursing. Not that anyone cares. Nobody cares about nursing.

Well, the tech industry is... not known for being welcoming to women.

If something were to happen it won’t be for sometime. That’s after a massive investigation, legal battle, and 20 more Jalopnik articles in between now and then.

So he is facing a lawsuit by SEC. A giant fine. A criminal probe from Justice Department that could land him in jail (probably not). He will also most likely be removed as CEO, cause this shit is serious and the board is not happy and will swing an ax.

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

How were you able to type this with both of your hands so busy stroking Elon’s penis?

This is ALWAYS the picture of Elon whenever there’s an article about him f***ing up!!