Like a clay tennis court. You can see the un-called fouls on his body after every possession.

NBA weights are a lie!? This looks like a 5lb difference to me! 

Kwame Brown* had a VW engine in a Ferrari body, but Jokic has a Ferrari engine in the body of a freshly opened can of buttery bake-at-home biscuits, and I love it. (I give the guy shit but he is a beast with superb skills and it is great fun to watch.)

He is able to forge fake friendships and commit to them for long periods of time, then destroy them in order to settle the cheapest score imaginable. Maybe that’s not a total sociopath, but it’s on the spectrum.

Wa-D.D. Driver sums it up perfectly with this rhetorical question:

Great, you just spawned an unseemly amount of “America’s Ass” fanfic.

I don’t see how it’s true. Some things, like Thanos’ first death, happen so quickly they’d be over before you have a chance to take a photo. Also, not ONE person sat around him told him to put his phone away, over those three hours?

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

Thats some Count of Monte Cristo shit

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

I mean, that guy was a troll, but this guy is a sociopath. If I were that troll, I’d sleep with one eye open for the rest of my life.

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit right there.

“Hulk write own vows! Hulk vow to hold Cap in good time. Also bad!”

That was ten times more amazing than anything Hulk has done in the movies 

Hence my phrasing - ‘kind of a throwback’. He threw it over water, there was a forest behind it, kind of a throwback. I didn’t say it was a shot-for-shot recreation, Mr Kubrick.

I now assume that they filmed a celebratory scene of Hulk marrying Cap to throw Ruffalo off the scent.

If you want to have money when you are old, already be rich when you are young.

It would have helped more if Harris had jumped as high as he can, just like Jokic did.

If you make domestic violence a one-time career death penalty you will make it so FAR, FAR fewer cases are reported. As Melisa Reidy-Russell was quoted “my intentions were not to give him punishment.” Few women will leave the relationship after the first instance (at least it seems that way anecdotally), so now they…

No one who is abusive should be allowed to play professional sports, be a member of Congress, a judge, or a CEO, movie director, producer, or actor. If this means taking MLB, Warner Brothers, CBS, and every damn organization to court, then even if we lose, perhaps the loss of income due to defending themselves will…