“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”
also:
Potlucks are also inherently unequal. Because you have to have a variety of foods, things are usually divided in some arbitrary way.
THIS ONE QUICK TRICK will make you an Olympian in SECONDS! Swimming coaches HATE HIM!
I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”
ladies, ladies, it’s not about the size of the tower, but the speed of the elevators
ice cold
this take is so hot it's cold
bring back greg howard
i think in my personal experience, guys say hey after sex because they want to make sure i am still a speaking, thinking human and not an actually lifeless starfish (despite what the previous 3 minutes may have indicated)
oh heck yeah oh heck yeah
As we all know, female characters can’t be played by an actress over 35 (unless it’s Meryl).
tape one because in between 1 and 2 my mom let 10-year-old lactose intolerant Fondue have a huge bowl of ice cream and then in the beginning of tape 2 I got explosive diarrhea and missed the whole mysterious sex scene.
They have a seriously good social marketing/brand management team. They got me to pay thirty-five-fucking-dollars for a pair of absorbent underwear. Of course, I bought them right as I went off the pill and since then my period has decided to play coy and go hang with its squirrelfrans for four months.
no u can’t he has a good cat to feed
bob costas killed harambe
gella please tell me the five fundamentals of dodgeball or i’ll throw wrenches at the entire team
I don’t see it!
yes for a NYC team! I think there should be an event for getting from one end of Rock Center to the other in the middle of the today show filming. I WOULD BE THE FASTEST.