tfw you don’t get picked for a team but don’t want people to know that you’re deeply hurt and offended and you gotta play it cool

I normally hate the phrase “all the feels” but this story seriously fills me with all. the. feels.

While it’s great that this show will help people who may not otherwise have access to, or be able to afford, expensive and complicated surgery, that title is a fucking disgrace. They may need it for “branding”, but it essentially tells these people that nature/God/science fucked up when making them.

omg asshole baby goat gifs are the best gifs

wow that is literally his exact hair color

“The H-1B program is neither high-skilled nor immigration,”

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

ummmmmm the fire marshal thing was like 28 hours ago

good thing i am a poor

Jai Courtney can GET IT in a suit, in a paper bag, or in footie Spongebob pajamas coated in cream of mushroom soup. Love him and his Australian accent and those lips that make angels jealous.

And if they want to keep it contained, people who have Zika or live in that neighborhood shouldn’t leave it - if someone who has Zika goes to another area of the city (or a different state, even) and is bitten by a mosquito there, the disease is spread again. But in practice, it’s a tiny bit difficult to contain an…

TIL I’m a weak woman for keeping silent about sexual harassment because I feared retribution. The more you know! How can the GOP be the party of ignorance if their candidate and his family educate Americans on important issues every day?!

unbrielievable that u would think that but ok

cheese on deviled eggs y/n?

so what do they want? some breathless sweet little girl voice?

1. if you have a family, definitely get it delivered. otherwise, stop by the store twice a week on your way home from work (there are lots of grocery stores!)

I have a friend’s Optimum login and it’s so great for getting wifi everywhere. We went to Montauk a few weekends ago and had minimal cell service but there was wifi on the beach!

I love Optimum, but it’s pretty hard to find in manhattan. I’m in a time warner-only hellhole.

hot tip: if you want us to read your “leaving new york” thought piece you should include your soon-to-be-vacated apartment’s address, broker’s name and lease end date. also please indicate whether the building is wired for fios.